Angelic Drummer Gifts

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Guitars in Heaven

Angel playing music

Damn defibrillators.

"The wings are addictive."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Supply was out of harps.

Life on cloud 8

Give Way To Cyclists

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Movie Angel

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

"Any requests?"

I'd like to check my e-mail...

"He's my best friend – 74, bald, looks like a fat Sid Caesar."

Celestial Music

Heavenly politics. Campaigns here are different from those down on earth. Saint Peter has a complete file on everybody, so there's total transparency up here. Our debates are friendly and the ads are all positive. And here the incumbent in the highest office always runs unopposed. That's all true, but in one way the camaigns up here are just like the ones on earth. They go on for eternity.

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

"I'm not a fallen angel, precisely, but I have had a few stumbles."

'Doesn't this jukebox play anything but hymns?'

Cherub playing the cello.

Great. Now I'll have that song stuck in my head for all eternity.

"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"

'He donated his body to medical research...'