Angelic Band Members Gifts

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

Guitars in Heaven

"The wings are addictive."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Supply was out of harps.

Life on cloud 8

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Movie Angel

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

Heavenly politics. Campaigns here are different from those down on earth. Saint Peter has a complete file on everybody, so there's total transparency up here. Our debates are friendly and the ads are all positive. And here the incumbent in the highest office always runs unopposed. That's all true, but in one way the camaigns up here are just like the ones on earth. They go on for eternity.

When Nerds Die

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

Great. Now I'll have that song stuck in my head for all eternity.

"Welcome - pleased to meet you! I'm the Entertainments Officer..."

"I prefer 'murder survivor'."

"He's one right-eous dude!"

Smoking outside the Pearly Gates.

"You're going to love her, Harry! She's heavenly."

'Ms White, you'd better cancel all my appointments for today, something's come up."

"'Deviled eggs', Here? What ARE you, some kinda NUT?!"

Angels and Devils.

'Eternal life is okay, I guess, but I'm getting really tired of the reruns.'

Devil banging on cloud with broom to shut up angels

"I prefer to keep my religious views to myself."

Visual Gag Angels happily playing a game of Quoits with their HalosHaloes