Angelic All-stars Gifts

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

And on the Seventh Day...

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Death of the pope.

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

Basketball Halo

Movie Angel

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

'When they said I couldn't take it with me, I immediately had my halo plated with 24-karat gold.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

Angel

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'I see my wife made it in.'

Heavenly politics. Campaigns here are different from those down on earth. Saint Peter has a complete file on everybody, so there's total transparency up here. Our debates are friendly and the ads are all positive. And here the incumbent in the highest office always runs unopposed. That's all true, but in one way the camaigns up here are just like the ones on earth. They go on for eternity.

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'