Angelic All-stars Pillows

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

And on the Seventh Day...

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

Movie Angel

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

Basketball Halo

Death of the pope.

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

'When they said I couldn't take it with me, I immediately had my halo plated with 24-karat gold.'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

Angel

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'