Angelic Entertainers Pillows

"Welcome - pleased to meet you! I'm the Entertainments Officer..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Local News in Heaven

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

An amplified harp

Angel playing music

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

Supply was out of harps.

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"So much for eternal rest."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

Keyboard in Heaven

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

Late Night TV

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

'But how did you lose your harp?'

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

Movie Angel

"I guess they really are permanent."

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

'I can't believe I locked my keys inside, again!'