Angelic Entertainers Pillows

"Welcome - pleased to meet you! I'm the Entertainments Officer..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Local News in Heaven

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

An amplified harp

Angel playing music

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

Supply was out of harps.

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"So much for eternal rest."

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

Keyboard in Heaven

Late Night TV

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

Movie Angel

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"I guess they really are permanent."

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."