Angelic Artists Pillows

'Ms White, you'd better cancel all my appointments for today, something's come up."

"He's one right-eous dude!"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

The Assumption of Mary

Angel playing music

The Angel's Share

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

Life on cloud 8

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

'I miss the evildoers.'

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

Smashed harp...

'Please hold for an eternity...'

I have some really bad news for you.

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"Sorry, we're all out harps. . . supply chain issues. How are you on a kazoo?"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Death of the pope.

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

Angel with a lollipop.

A season for Santas

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

'I see my wife made it in.'

Angel versus kite...

"A spot near the almighty!"

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'