Angelic Athletes Gifts

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"Ultimate frisbee champ."

"First one to eleven."

At the 2021 Religious Games

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Sports Day at the Monastery

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

And on the Seventh Day...

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

Basketball Halo

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

Death of the pope.

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

Angel

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'When they said I couldn't take it with me, I immediately had my halo plated with 24-karat gold.'

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'