Angelic Competitor Gifts

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"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

And on the Seventh Day...

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

Basketball Halo

Death of the pope.

On the start position

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'I see my wife made it in.'

Heavenly politics. Campaigns here are different from those down on earth. Saint Peter has a complete file on everybody, so there's total transparency up here. Our debates are friendly and the ads are all positive. And here the incumbent in the highest office always runs unopposed. That's all true, but in one way the camaigns up here are just like the ones on earth. They go on for eternity.

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

"Ultimate frisbee champ."

"Great, just my luck."