Angelic Competitor Gifts

Played Wordle Fair and Square

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

And on the Seventh Day...

Death of the pope.

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

On the start position

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

Basketball Halo

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

"Ultimate frisbee champ."

Good and Evil: The Human Video Game

"Great, just my luck."