Spiritual Competitor Gifts

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

At the 2021 Religious Games

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Motivational tip #731: Appeal to their sense of entitlement.

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

'We're not looking for someone who wants to run with the wolves. We're looking for someone who wants to run over them.'

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

Fun with Ned-Ball.

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

Sports Day at the Monastery

"I'm a Dinosaur, Hargraves, and I'm no herbivore."

'Ouch! I thought this was supposed to be 'softball'?'

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'

Muhammad Ali

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

'It breaks a father's heart when his son is less successful than him. Heh, heh.'

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

'Darren always has to go one better.'

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."