Divine Competitors Gifts

Good and Evil: The Human Video Game

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"He really isn't bad, per se, but he is kind of a jerk."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'If we have everlasting life, what about entropy?'

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

'Oh, I believe in God -- I just think that he's overrated.'

God's Fly Swat...

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

'Flying fish? - I TOLD you there was too much background radiation down there!'