Angelic Rival Gifts

He's mad that the neighbors got a bigger cloud.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Polygamists' Picnic

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?'

'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.'

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

'The big guy wants to see you.'

And on the Seventh Day...

'Oi! Take your eyes off 'im - he's my bitch!'

Basketball Halo

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

"I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed all my brothers and sisters."

"An area where a specific species lives. . . like my older sister in the bathroom."

On the start position

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

Trick Number 9: plant valuables in his room...in case you need a reason for a quick getaway.

"Mom always liked you best."

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"