Angelic Companions Gifts

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

"I was a very good boy!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

Played Wordle Fair and Square

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'I should have prefaced my advice with the statement that I'm not an expert on the market.'

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

'What's the pass-word?'

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

Death of the pope.

"Which countries have you visited recently?"

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"