Angelic Companions Gifts

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

"I was a very good boy!"

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

'Walter, I warned you about all that angel hair pasta and pie in the sky.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Death of the pope.

'What's the pass-word?'

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

'I should have prefaced my advice with the statement that I'm not an expert on the market.'

'Aren't you a little worried all that begatting will get out of hand?'

"Which countries have you visited recently?"

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

'I see my wife made it in.'

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"