Angelic Advisor Gifts

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'Aren't you a little worried all that begatting will get out of hand?'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

"That's how you get better WiFi."

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

"Remember, Baldo, be true to yourself..."

"I remember behavior like that being followed by fire and brimstone."

"Free medical advice from my cousin's brother in law. What did you die of?"

I can't believe my guardian angel talked me into staying home.

'Walter, I warned you about all that angel hair pasta and pie in the sky.'

'I should have prefaced my advice with the statement that I'm not an expert on the market.'

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

'Look at the bright side... the only thing you have to worry about now is taxes!'

Tax Time

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

"It's not quite there, but I really think you're getting close."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

"'Procreate'! I've climbed all this way to hear that the meaning of life is 'procreate'?!"

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"All the celebrities come here."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'