Angelic Advocate Gifts

'I was able to take it all with me due to great legal representation.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'She's responsible for the smoking ban.'

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

'Walter, I warned you about all that angel hair pasta and pie in the sky.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Well, to be honest, I try to avoid reunions - my first four husbands are here."

And on the Seventh Day...

"He's very proud of his stomach's 'good bacteria'."

God is dead.

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

'I should have prefaced my advice with the statement that I'm not an expert on the market.'

Heaven terms and conditions.

Death of the pope.

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan