Angelic Advocates Gifts

'You don't have to worry about who to vote for this year, but I'm from Chicago.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

The Lark Ascending

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

Angel learning to fly...

Gods has caged angel as pet.

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

"It's how I get someone's attention."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Supply was out of harps.

'She's responsible for the smoking ban.'

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."