Angelic Advocates Mugs

'You don't have to worry about who to vote for this year, but I'm from Chicago.'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

The Lark Ascending

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

'She's responsible for the smoking ban.'

"Awkward!"

Gods has caged angel as pet.

'Walter, I warned you about all that angel hair pasta and pie in the sky.'

Angel learning to fly...

"It's how I get someone's attention."

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

Supply was out of harps.

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'