Angelic Supporter Gifts

'I was doing a lot of good, but then the funding ran out.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Arch of Triumph Save

God's failing sales chart in evidence at meeting. God says 'Okay, any ideas?'

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

'You know what I miss? Live Performances!'

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

Heaven Security Checks.

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

'He was a very good dog.'