Angelic Support Lover Gifts

'I have come to say we love you all and want you all to succeed. Wait! . . . Wrong locker room. My bad.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'T.M.I.F.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

Arch of Triumph Save

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Cat Heaven.

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"I'm full of self loathing. This year I didn't even send myself a Valentine's Day card!"

"If I knew I'd have to walk them for an eternity... I never would have owned so many goddamn dogs!"

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

"What's he doing here?"

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."