Angelic Jest Lover Gifts

Smoking outside the Pearly Gates.

'T.M.I.F.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Prince in the Afterlife

"What's he doing here?"

'Please hold for an eternity...'

St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'

Death of the pope.

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

"You received your rewards on earth."

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"Which countries have you visited recently?"

"Crap."

'I see my wife made it in.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'I was an overachiever.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'Turns out it was starve a cold, feed a fever.'

"Sh*t!... I only died to get away from advertising..."

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

'They were all out of wings.'

Angels playing tennis.