Angelic Companion Gifts

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

Give Way To Cyclists

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

Prince in the Afterlife

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

'Walter, I warned you about all that angel hair pasta and pie in the sky.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

"Well, to be honest, I try to avoid reunions - my first four husbands are here."

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

'I should have prefaced my advice with the statement that I'm not an expert on the market.'

"You received your rewards on earth."

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

'Aren't you a little worried all that begatting will get out of hand?'

"Which countries have you visited recently?"

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

'I was an overachiever.'

"You again? I must be flying in circles."

"Sh*t!... I only died to get away from advertising..."

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'