Angelic Companion Pillows

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

Give Way To Cyclists

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

Played Wordle Fair and Square

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"Well, to be honest, I try to avoid reunions - my first four husbands are here."

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

'I should have prefaced my advice with the statement that I'm not an expert on the market.'

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

"You received your rewards on earth."

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

"Which countries have you visited recently?"

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

"You again? I must be flying in circles."

"Sh*t!... I only died to get away from advertising..."

'I was an overachiever.'

Tax Time