Angelic Adviser Enthusiast Pillows

'He's my advisor on social conscience funds.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Look man, no wings!'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

Mexican angels.

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"Bip."

The Reason for Storms

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."