Angelic Adviser Enthusiast Mugs

'He's my advisor on social conscience funds.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

"Bip."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Mexican angels.

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

The Reason for Storms

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

Arch of Triumph Save

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."