Angelic Analyst Mugs

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

'My god! I never thought I'd be depressed here too!'

"I prefer to keep my religious views to myself."

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

God's failing sales chart in evidence at meeting. God says 'Okay, any ideas?'

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

Death of the pope.

'Don't feel too badly about your post, I used to work for the News of the World.'

'I should have prefaced my advice with the statement that I'm not an expert on the market.'

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

Ad Meeting With God.

'I realize this might be carping but I never did live long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"