Angelic Behavior Analyst Mugs

'I'm here on probation.'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

"People are crazy."

"If it isn't E mc2!"

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

No, those were not my last words! I told you you never listened.

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

"We assumed they were raised by wolves, but I'm beginning to believe they were raised by stray dogs."k Upload

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'Walter, I warned you about all that angel hair pasta and pie in the sky.'

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

"Well, to be honest, I try to avoid reunions - my first four husbands are here."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

There's just no excuse for your behavior, Al. I thought it was your job to find one, doctor.

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."