Angelic Minded Mugs

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

Halo Frisbee.

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

Arch of Triumph Save

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"If it isn't E mc2!"

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Cat Heaven.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

Smashed harp...

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

'The Christ Child'