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'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

Halo Frisbee.

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Arch of Triumph Save

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Smashed harp...

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

'The Christ Child'

'You're six months late. I hope you brought a note from your doctor.'