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'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Halo Frisbee.

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'The Christ Child'

Death of the pope.

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

Ad Meeting With God.

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"Man! I gotta stop snacking on that devil's food cake before bedtime!"

Welcome to Heaven - For a Limited Period Only

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

Angel versus kite...

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

You Are Entering God's Country. A Pearly-Gated Community.

Angel watching Soul Train