Angelic Being Prints

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Halo Frisbee.

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

Angel playing music

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"If it isn't E mc2!"

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

'The Christ Child'

Death of the pope.

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

Ad Meeting With God.

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Angel versus kite...

Welcome to Heaven - For a Limited Period Only

'I see my wife made it in.'

"Man! I gotta stop snacking on that devil's food cake before bedtime!"

Plus, it keeps it warm.

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

You Are Entering God's Country. A Pearly-Gated Community.