Angelic Thinker Prints

"Apparently, too much of a good thing is a bad thing."

anegl looks at road sign offering options of heaven or hell.

Ad Meeting With God.

"I always figured you out as a survivor, Harry."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Halo Frisbee.

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

"You think it's tough down there?"

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Well, to be honest, I try to avoid reunions - my first four husbands are here."

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'The Christ Child'

Death of the pope.

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"