Angelic Ponderer Prints

'Smoking or non?'

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

Pearly Gates - this whole book is just about you!

'He's never satisfied - Now he says that walking around on soggy clouds gives him arthritis.'

"Apparently somebody's idea of heaven was an ostensible black eye."

"I'm curious, was it just me... or did we all have dyslexia?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

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"I don't see HIS name on it."

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

Jesus wept

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Thomas Aquinas

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

Mounted Devil

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.