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"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Halo Frisbee.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"You think it's tough down there?"

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Angel playing music

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Smashed harp...

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

'The Christ Child'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

Death of the pope.

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

Ad Meeting With God.

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'