Angelic Spirits Pillows

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Halo Frisbee.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"You think it's tough down there?"

Angel playing music

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

"If it isn't E mc2!"

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Smashed harp...

Prince in the Afterlife

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

'The Christ Child'

Death of the pope.

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

Ad Meeting With God.

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'