Angelic Stock Watcher Mugs

...I like to check on how my stock are doing

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

God's failing sales chart in evidence at meeting. God says 'Okay, any ideas?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

No, those were not my last words! I told you you never listened.

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Eternity isn't so bad - as long as I can keep track of how my earthly investments are doing."

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Heavenly Take Out

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

Death of the pope.

"Sin tax? I love it."

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

Movie Angel

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

'When is break time around here?'