Angelic Reader Mugs

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

Heaven

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Pastoring for Dummies

Best Seller of All Times...The Holy Bible:'No fair. You're creating your own readers.'

Give Way To Cyclists

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"If it isn't E mc2!"

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

"God lives in the eternal present. The gift that keeps on giving."

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

Yeah, last words are like snappy comeback --- You always think of the best ones after it's too late!

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

Death of the pope.

Spring Break!

"I was always afraid to read it before."

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

Ad Meeting With God.

'I realize this might be carping but I never did live long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

'I see my wife made it in.'

'He's back! He just couldn't stand the idea of the stock market going up without him.'