Angelic Viewers Mugs

couldn't you have waited to the final episode of desperate housewives

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Arch of Triumph Save

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

The Lark Ascending

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"