Angelic Viewers Gifts

couldn't you have waited to the final episode of desperate housewives

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Arch of Triumph Save

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

No, those were not my last words! I told you you never listened.

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

The Lark Ascending

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.