Angelic Tv Critic Gifts

'I thought there'd be more to heaven than endless repeats of 'Stars on Sunday'.'

'Eternal life is okay, I guess, but I'm getting really tired of the reruns.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

An amplified harp

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

"I still hate you."

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"So much for eternal rest."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

Late Night TV

Heavenly Take Out

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

Heaven Has VIP

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

"I guess they really are permanent."

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"You received your rewards on earth."

'But how did you lose your harp?'