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'I thought there'd be more to heaven than endless repeats of 'Stars on Sunday'.'

'Eternal life is okay, I guess, but I'm getting really tired of the reruns.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

An amplified harp

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"So much for eternal rest."

Late Night TV

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

Heaven Has VIP

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

Movie Angel

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"You received your rewards on earth."

"Are you sure these comment cards are anonymous?"

"I guess they really are permanent."

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'