Angelic Commentator Gifts

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

An amplified harp

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

"So much for eternal rest."

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

'Fourteenth century church, fourteenth century views.'

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

"Well, to be honest, I try to avoid reunions - my first four husbands are here."

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

Late Night TV

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"As a Christian, it's my job to love everyone. Especially people like you who don't deserve it."