Angelic Conversationalist Gifts

'But I'm being honest this time - size really doesn't matter.'

"All we have left is standing room only."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"You think it's tough down there?"

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"If it isn't E mc2!"

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

"Well, to be honest, I try to avoid reunions - my first four husbands are here."

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

"At random IS the plan..."

'Everything's heavenly! How about you?'

'Management says we've had it too good for too long. They're demanding concessions.'

Yeah, last words are like snappy comeback --- You always think of the best ones after it's too late!

Ad Meeting With God.

"Which countries have you visited recently?"

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

Social Networking in Heaven.

'Say that again and you're a dead man!'

"Well, Carmen, I must go now... Some of us are working on St. Peter's new gate. It's a lot bigger these days...with more people coming through... You know...because everyone's putting in good words...for everyone still down here..."

"Oh them, They're contrarians."

You Are Entering God's Country. A Pearly-Gated Community.

God's turnaround time.

Well, here's your problem … you lost a wing nut.

Cort, I'm ready to be a person of faith, it's totally hip. I'm ready to get my religion on. I'm down with the divine, you know what I'm saying? I want to get inizzle with the lordizzle. I must pray now.

Listen, I know you're omniscient - You don't need to say "spoiler alert" every time you tell me something.

"Who are you?"

"I always figured you out as a survivor, Harry."

'And in conclusion, I'd like to say - it's been a pleasure talking to you.'

Divine Intervention

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

"Now remember it was a car crash, don't mention we fell off a cliff taking a selfie."