Angelic Negotiator Gifts

'Management says we've had it too good for too long. They're demanding concessions.'

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

"My therapist says you have to at least meet me half way."

Agreeing to Disagree Mediators...Open.

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

"Well, to be honest, I try to avoid reunions - my first four husbands are here."

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'I'm afraid I can't do business with you, Miss Carstairs -- you're just too damned cute.'

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

'Darling what will you give me for this ring?'

'Ready for your first lesson in negotiations?'

Insurance Company representative with rabbi to lawyer and client: 'I brought hiim along to assure you we would negotiate in good faith.'

'Listen, I obeyed more or less 25% of your commandments. Don't you think that I deserve a promotion or at least a little raise for that?'

"It's only weeks to Christmas. We have him right where we want him."

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'They're still ticked off about losing the cost-of-living allowance.'

David meets Goliath's lawyer.

Ad Meeting With God.

"I'm withholding sex until you have sex with me."

"After this I'll just need you to remove the watermark from your soul."

"A spot near the almighty!"

"I promise to listen to you if you promise to shut up!"

"Oh them, They're contrarians."

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.

'Dear Santa, I can explain...'

"I always figured you out as a survivor, Harry."

'I'll compromise. I'll admit I'm wrong if you admit I'm right.'

Gambling in Heaven - Losing your halo.

'I was able to take it all with me due to great legal representation.'