Angelic Conversationalist Pillows

"All we have left is standing room only."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"You think it's tough down there?"

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

"Well, to be honest, I try to avoid reunions - my first four husbands are here."

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

"At random IS the plan..."

'Everything's heavenly! How about you?'

'Management says we've had it too good for too long. They're demanding concessions.'

Ad Meeting With God.

"Which countries have you visited recently?"

Social Networking in Heaven.

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

'Say that again and you're a dead man!'

"Well, Carmen, I must go now... Some of us are working on St. Peter's new gate. It's a lot bigger these days...with more people coming through... You know...because everyone's putting in good words...for everyone still down here..."

"Oh them, They're contrarians."

You Are Entering God's Country. A Pearly-Gated Community.

God's turnaround time.

"Who are you?"

"I always figured you out as a survivor, Harry."

'And in conclusion, I'd like to say - it's been a pleasure talking to you.'

"Why do you keep quoting bible passages I never hear in church!?!"

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

"Now remember it was a car crash, don't mention we fell off a cliff taking a selfie."