Angelic Communicator Pillows

"Well, to be honest, I try to avoid reunions - my first four husbands are here."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"You think it's tough down there?"

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

"If it isn't E mc2!"

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

"Actually, it's pronounced 'An-hel'."

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

'OMG!'

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

'Management says we've had it too good for too long. They're demanding concessions.'

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

'It's For You.'

Ad Meeting With God.

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

"A million prayers a day with not a single self-addressed stamped envelope. And they wonder why there's never an answer."

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

"Oh them, They're contrarians."

You Are Entering God's Country. A Pearly-Gated Community.

Wolf Email to the Moon

"I'm curious, was it just me... or did we all have dyslexia?"

"You need a vacation? To where?"

"I have a great idea for you, but naturally you're nowhere near your writing desk."