Angelic Conversation Lover Pillows

"It's not my fault I got the Ten Commandments and the Seven Deadly Sins mixed up!"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Bar Therapy

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'

"Well, to be honest, I try to avoid reunions - my first four husbands are here."

"Well, I'm an expert on communication!"

'Let's go some place where we can walk.'

Lady praises date for being a good conversationalist.

"If I had my life to live over again, I'd unlearn macrame."

St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

'We may be old but the supermarket's automatic doors still acknowledge our existence, so we still matter.'

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"I think it was Shakespeare who said 'A meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely at all.'"

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'