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"It's not my fault I got the Ten Commandments and the Seven Deadly Sins mixed up!"

'T.M.I.F.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Exciting potato bugs.

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

Bar Therapy

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

"Well, to be honest, I try to avoid reunions - my first four husbands are here."

Ok, I'm back. Sorry about the screaming.

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

And what kind of banter do you want with that? I got light, witty, or wry. Breakfast.

"Well, I'm an expert on communication!"

'Let's go some place where we can walk.'

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"I think it was Shakespeare who said 'A meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely at all.'"

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

'We may be old but the supermarket's automatic doors still acknowledge our existence, so we still matter.'

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

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Lady praises date for being a good conversationalist.

Lance, do you realize that the only thing we have in common is our relationship? Not true, Gloria

"You received your rewards on earth."