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'Supply was out of wings and halos.'

'It would be so boring here if it wasn't for reunions.'

'T.M.I.F.'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

"I still hate you."

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

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"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

"You received your rewards on earth."

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

An angel looks at a news box containing the "International Herald Tribune".

'When is break time around here?'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

"Which countries have you visited recently?"

Actually, the "you can't take it with you" rule wasn't implemented until somebody wanted to come in with bagpipes.

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

"15%? We all tipped 20%"

'I was an overachiever.'