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"Which countries have you visited recently?"

'Hey, buddy! -- This happens to be a Protestant cloud!'

'The giant man-eating locusts are ready, my Lord.'

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

Mysteries of the ocean...

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"I love you." "I love you less."

"You received your rewards on earth."

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

"Sh*t!... I only died to get away from advertising..."

'I was an overachiever.'

'Of course He never listens - He's OMNISCIENT!'

'The last thing I heard was 'Calm down, the dog just want to play!''

I know, I was expecting something different too...

'This can't be paradise - the reception is terrible!'

'I'ts good we don't have to make a living up here. I sold life insurance.'

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