Romantic Banter Lover Pillows

'Women are so illogical! -- first she says she wouldn't touch me with a ten-foot pole, and then she punches me in the nose!'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Honk if you love me!"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

An Archeologic Dig

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

The Gilmore Girls

When Stupid People Get an Idea

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

"She said don't forget the straw."

Cold caller.

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'Here comes Ted.'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."