Celestial Commentator Gifts

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Water is discovered on the moon....

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Halo Frisbee.

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

Heaven

Worst. God. Ever.

Holy Roller Church: We accept all denominations, but we are especially fond of $20, $50, $100, & $500...

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"